Now the food im eating are all the same as what your toothless grandma(s) would eat.
( if she's still alive..) Plus im chewing all crunchy food (as if i would eat porridge everyday..) on my right side.
What if i overuse my right-side teeth too much until they wear out and become blunt? Then my jaw would close lopsidedly..one-up one-down.
And i will forever look like im smilling macam orang cacat..(no offence) ..like this>> :-/
Eeyerr...if this is to happen i'd rather be.. (according to Ms. Tong) .. a jawless lamprey fish.
FYI..the 'mouth' is the round little bump protruding from under his/her/its face>=)
Also...you know that four-lettered word? No no.... not the one the students LOVE to use.
Its the one they HATE to hear/see/or have anything to do with.
EXAM(s) ..start this Friday for all lower 6's.
Maths and Muet writing >>(to Pn Manjeet its SUDOKU) to be exact.
Dear God..why did u create me with a brain that is unable.. in any way..to solve even the simplest of math equations?? Why God...why...
My karma must be must be 100dm3 per unit volume of me.
Anywayyy..im giving up on maths...a.k.a. doing teacher a favour as my paper will be the easiest/least time-consuming to mark!
In just 1 circular flick of the wrist, Ms. Ng will complete the marking of my math paper and will have loads of free time to spend doing whatever it is that math teachers do during their holidays!
I know i know...im such a thoughtful person. ^.^ Biasalah..Thats me! Always looking out for others!
As for the rest of the subjects...err..if God has forgiven me for my sins..or if i throw a grenade next to the test papers before the exam starts..or if i trip whoever is carrying the stack of test papers and they fall down the stairs and i heave the papers over the balcony for all the lower 6's to pick up...then..maybe you know...got chance...otherwise...i will just start praying more.
And our results will be mailed to us near the end of November. My GOD... We had to each give teacher an empty envelope with our name and address on the front.
I was seriously conidering writing my address with the name Siti Nor City Bean-T Settee..
Or my real name with my address No 67 Jln 2/5 ,Taman Tak Wujud, PJ.
Aishh...habislahh..as soon as i get the letter i will walk to MOBIL, buy 1 litre of RON 97 petrol and douse the envelope with it before barbequeing any F's residing in it.
Insya-allah my parents wont invade my privacy and tear it open..
I dont want to be guilty of 2nd degree murder when they die of myocardial infarctions..
And i woke up at 5am yesterday night.. My wisdom tooth was bitching on me! It was as if it was exacting revenge on me for taking painkillers the night before!!
I swear to god it hurt beyond pain itself..it hurt so bad i wanted to run into a wall and knock myself into coma but then...i just took more painkillers. Than i couldnt sleep anymore...who can when feeling as if though a Hummer ran through their face?
Plus i cant keep eating painkillers every 8 hours. (the pain returns periodically every 8 hours since the dosage is 3 times a day...i kid you not..) Those pills are STRONG..as in real stomach-upsetting-strong kinda strong.
And that was at 5 am so now its 1pm and my whole jaw is aching again. Jesussss....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... Sigh..At least now i can say i failed maths because i 'couldnt concentrate'
And im going to the dentist in half an hour. He'd better be able to do SOMETHING..or else..
Thats all. For now..
